It will end,

when the year ends - my To Do list.

I had my first MEGA meeting today (that's the name of the school magazine) and it brought me relief that I have a good team to work with. Most of them already know what to do and how to do things, I really don't think I'm gonna have to do much. It's just that, maybe the MEGA Hub needs a makeover. It's extremely dirty and the sight of it could have driven the late Mother Teresa out of her mind. Honestly these kids. I need to work on their sense of interior designing. None of them appeared to have any. But they're really, I mean really, really easy to work with. And they're fun. Kids are always fun. That's why I think you're crazy if you think I'm pretending to enjoy my job.

Anyway, the Buku Program Minggu Silaturahim was done today, and sent to Pakcik Man. He does the mass photocopying job of the college's materials. He's crazy efficient and dedicated, so the 400 copies should be done by tomorrow and I'll crack my knuckles and Kak Su's stapling them together. It's OK Nani, you only have ten insanely migraine-inducing but will be positively memorable months to go. It'll be over in no time. 

Seriously, God? You HAVE to help me.

Hm, what else? Oh yeah I now have my own Digsby widget! Right below the blog title. Hehe. I guess this is one way for me to reach out to the silent readers. I think I do have some. I do, right? So yeah, if you don't wanna give out your details and remain anonymous but at the same time you have something to say to me, just yell into my Digsby widget when you see me ONLINE. No worries, because the conversations will always be private. No one's gonna see what you said. *winks* Alright? Silent readers or not, just yell into the widget whenever you want to when you see me ONLINE.

I'll be replying to all comments when I can make time to do more than post an entry like this. I promise. Until then, everyone's gonna have to wait.

Because my life couldn't be more perfect with so many things to do in so little time it's not funny.

You guys take care.

The Perfect Fit. Not.

"I wish I could go back in time. I would remember to keep both glass slippers on when the clock was screaming twelve. I wish it had not fit when he made me try it on, so I wouldn't have to marry him because my heart had always belonged to you."

Aku tak pandai berbahasa puaka.

Pada suatu hari, somewhere in the land of the Internet, specifically daerah Facebook, seorang makhluk Allah terperanjat monyet cute kerana ditegur-sapa oleh seorang makhluk Allah yang lain dengan cara sebegini -

Quote: n***!!!aq mncik do cmni,ad mbr lmer tgu lmer glew x aprv2 gk aq,sdh weh ko cmni ngn aq.ko xigt aq ke.ke aq slh org ni.sal gmb ko laki.aq de tye mbr2 lmer sal ko p xde mnde sume lst cntct.ko pkba???

*urut-urut dahi sikit, tarik nafas*

Aku kan, bukannya zalim sangat most of the times. Tapi, kalau engkau kenal aku, engkau tahu statement tersebut dusta semata-mata. OK fine, aku consider diri sendiri boleh tahan mahirlah bab-bab jaga hati orang ni, kadang-kadang. Tapi kalau ada satu perkara lain selepas crappy grammar yang aku memang cannot stand, inilah bendanya - ejaan SMS Puaka Sakit Jiwa Terlepas Dari Wad Gila Dalam Neraka semacam contoh yang aku bagi di atas.

Kau tak cukup jari nak menaip? Atau kau beli PC secara hutang maka keyboard kau dapat sekerat dan ada dua tiga biji key saja? Atau kau memang kudung tangan maka kau menaip dengan dagu? Atau engkau kaya macam nak mati pagi esok jadi engkau guna Facebook berbayar satu huruf tertaip sepuluh ringgit mak bapak engkau kena tanggung - sebab tu engkau bercakap bahasa puaka serupa itu dengan aku?

Aku tak kisah pun sebenarnya spelling singkat macam baju pelakon-pelakon perempuan Melayu naik pentas ambil anugerah, aku still boleh faham kot. Aku pun guna short form untuk reply komen di blog. Tapi kalau ejaan engkau dah macam bikini F*sha S*ndha yang cuba menunjukkan envy, aku rasa aku memang patut buat protes. Sebagaimana aku tak faham what statement of jealousy is being made through the mindless display of her body in a bikini, macam tu jugaklah aku tak faham ejaan psiko miskin huruf yang engkau guna.

Atas sebab itu maka aku pun tulis reply yang selayaknya saja -

Quote: Aku tak faham apa kau tulis. Bye.

Lepas tu aku logout.

Sebab ejaan SMS Puaka Sakit Jiwa Terlepas Dari Wad Gila Dalam Neraka semacam contoh yang aku bagi di atas is memang a major turn off for me.

Now.


Does it piss you off the way it does me?

School has just started.

And I'm already crazy busy. Haha. The list of things to do started with the initial length of ten miles, and it's growing longer by the second. Journals, essays, oral test prepared dialogues are piling up my desk at school waiting to be marked. I haven't found myself a male lower secondary public speaker to be groomed into a champion. I have not yet dreamed of an inspiration for a drama to be staged during the Language Week (this year it'll be held at MRSM Merbok, Kedah). The 2011 English Unit action plan is not yet done. Do I sound like I'm whining? Cool. I think I am. Heh.

Basically it's a hundred Excaliburs at my throat for the time being and I'm committing theft at the moment (still!?) when I'm supposed to be working on my lesson plans! This is not something I'm proud of, I assure you. So I'll be leaving NaniScribbles! for now. I need to sort so many things out. But I promise to visit all of you when I'm back.

Man.

I'm talking like it's some sort of a goodbye. Pft.

Don't mind me. It's just the hundred Excaliburs at my throat. Hmh.

Take care everyone!

I'll miss you guys a lot!


p/s: Arthur and Gwen FTW! Woohoo!

BOOKAHOLICS ANONYMOUS, u/p: Kak Long.

1) Buat poster iklankan EC kita ni dulu, Long. Bookaholics Anonymous; exploring magical pages with Teacher Nani/Teacher Aimi (contoh je ni, nak poyo lagi pun boleh). Buh number 1 - 20/25, ikut kemampuan Long nak handle lah. Then lekatkan kat noticeboard. Sape nak join sila tulis nama kat situ. Tak pun bukak kaunter pendaftaran masa hari pendaftaran EC (kalau Kota Putra ade hari pendaftaran EC la).

2) Aktiviti-aktiviti:
a. Membaca seminggu sekali kat Reading Room - (kalau ade) pada hari yang diperuntukkan khas untuk EC. Ingat, English materials only. Kalau bahan bacaan tak cukup, ajak unit kumpul duit pergi beli. Mintak donation bahan-bahan bacaan daripada semua cikgu dan staff. Buat je apa-apa yang patut!

b. Tulis reflective journal in ENGLISH. Satu entry untuk satu buku/article/cerita etc. yang dihabiskan. Galakkan student cantikkan journal. Cover lawa-lawa, entry lawa-lawa, kaler-kaler, lekat-lekat gambar. Sebagai motivation kepada student, kita sebagai penyelaras pun mesti ada satu untuk show off kat budak.

c. Kemas Reading Room every time habis session. Wajib.

d. Kalau Reading Room huduh, hiaskan cantik-cantik. Wajib.

e. OK, ni yang paling BEST ni. Plan a trip (or more) to bookstore yang best-best dan besar-besar macam Borders (dengar cerita Borders habis tutup kat US sebab recession, sedih gila), Popular, MPH dan Kinokuniya (kalau Pengetua bagi la). Kirenye students mestilah mengumpul wang untuk trip ni. Kalau ade kedai buku second-hand lagi bagus! Sesuailah dengan budak-budak yang baru nak mengumpul buku.

f. Kumpul duit untuk print sijil berwarna-warni. Maktab confirm taknak buang duit bagi sijil kaler-kaler ni. Kita lah yang kena buat. Tapi ni optional la. Long taknak takpe. Nani nak. Haha.

3. Untuk pesta EC, jom ajak budak-budak buat bookmarks untuk dijual. Ha, ape macam?


Cadangan lain? Masuk kotak komen.

Warna-warna 2011 Teacher Nani.

1) Three form 5 classes to prepare for 1119 SPM (I'm the batch coordinator, nga!).

2) MEGA (the school magazine) 26th edition to work on.

3) Another 20 young innovators to facilitate.

4) 11 Homeroom kids induced with crazy hormones
(because they'll be sitting for PMR 2011).

5) 25 members of the BEST Performers and some new projects.

6) Three public speakers to coach. We MUST win Kebangsaan this year!

7) Pesta SEM. Ya. Itu dia.

8) Three form 5 classes to prepare for SPM (this is very important, 
tu pasal I ulang).

9) One form 4 class.

10) Lots and lots and lots of FUN!!

Ha, itu baru yang atas kertas. Belum lagi masuk perkara-perkara sampingan (yang I sendiri tak sanggup nak bayangkan; kerja I memang unpredictable! Haha).

So, a Happy New Year to everyone reading this. Hehe.

Now, what about you? 

What are the colors of your 2011?