Dia: Malam tadi I kuar pukul 10, pukul 4 baru balik.
Aku: Dengan A-an? (Ye I tau nama bopren dia memang tak glamer, so shut it and read)
Dia: Ye arr. (Ye I tau spelling dia sungguh annoying, but shut up and read anyway)
Aku: Mak you tak marah?
Dia: Taklah. Mak I pesan I kena dengar cakap dia. Belajar taat kat dia. Practise, nanti lepas kawen senang nak dengar cakap.
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Bullshit gila.
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ini adalah OH EM GEE font size 150 ok???!!!!
hahaha. if i were you i shall reply to her with this one word
idiot
aku: dah praktis ehem ehem skali tak? i dengar kalo tak praktis ehem ehem tu, nanti lepas kawen dorang cepat bosan.
kah kah kah. (gelak evil)
nak gelak pun ada, nak kesian pun ada.
hal ini boleh menyebabkan cikgu agama dia nanges.
Oh Tuhan-ku, ajaran sesat mana plak ni?
LOL!
Macam tu pula?
I guess they should practice to make love as well. So that, she can became a so obedient wife later. Bullshit!
What kind of Mom?
My Mom is not like that, and I found that some of friends did like that while they are crazily in love.
- Pergi kenduri, that girl yang lebih2 di dapur tolong segala2, while all the female siblings duduk lepak. wtf.
- dan macam2 lagi~
too much I'll rambling later.
sigh
erkkk~~ wth is going on.. mak apekah semacam itu rupa?? kehkeh., bahasa keling dh kuar dh. menyirap betei dgn mak die tu. ade patut pesan suh belajar taat. wth laa.. and of course i agree with lord zara too~~ :D
seriuly.
bullshit!
i'm not sure if i get this. so, i leave the judgement to those who actually get this.
*gape*
like seriously, auntie?!
mmg bodo. stupid la pompuan tu!!
nama bopren mmg cam pondan. sumpah, serious cam pondan. lepas tu mak dia suruh taat kat dia.
wei, dia ingat bopren tu LAKI dia ke nk kena taat.
p/s: nasib baik x dpt mak yg not-very-bright cam dia
belajar??
macam ye je bf dia tu confirm jadi suami. balik kul 4 tu...dah cukup belajar la jadi "bakal isteri' yang taat ye??
isk..isk...macam2 peel orang zaman sekarang ni...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Tapi jangan la kondem mak dia, tah2 mak dia cakap lain, pastu kaver guna alasan mak dia cakap camtu.
But still.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
Dok ada mak lagu tu la yang dok merosak anak sendiri. Adoi la...nak taat tu biaq kena tempat sikit. Sedaq sikit status tu. Bukannya bini orang lagi pun. Tunggu jadi bini, taat la sampai tera mana pun janji menda yang elok ja. Kalau taat lagu tu, apa kejadah tu?
Still, mak lagu tu sangat merosak anak sendiri.
fina - tau takpa.
aamir - maybe i should. haha.
zinnera - haha. your comment made me laugh. mmg merembes ah jadi ustazah dia. XDD
zara - mak dia sporting habes ah. agak2 lah nk sporting pun. ape kes kuar malam balik pagi sebelum sahur pun kira praktis ni? i find it rather confusing pulak. aha. n about the gf being sibuk kt dapur buat mcm rumah sendiri lagi i kagum. i tak kisah nk tolog kt dapur, tp kt rumah famili member sendiri la..takde la i tak sedar diri pi buat dapur rumah bf mcm dapur atok i. (kalau i ada bf la.)
farahh - you tell me la whats going on. i pun tatau mak apekah semacam itu rupanya membiarkan anak ppuan kuar dgn laki bukan suami pukul 10 balik pukul 4 tak lame nk sahur..sungguh obscene skali tindakan beliau itu, haha. XD
hazen - tau takpe. hehe.
avid gunner - thanks for dropping by~ hehe.
lisa - i'd love to say so to the mum. lol.
long - agak pondan gak la. haha. tapi takdela pondan sgt. bleh tahan je la. tu ah gamaknye mak die dh upgrade bopren jadi sama hak dgn suami anak dia kot..hensem n kaya agaknye, tu pasal mak die bagi je. tp mmg takleh blah ah.
kak inna - haha. tu ah, lepas ni kena bagi bf pegang tgn lak..supaya nnt dh kawen tak terkejut suami pegang. godaiplis.
ayaq masak - please la hor, hampeh gila la anak jual nama mak sebegitu rupa. XD
ache - haha. taat smpai membabi buta tuli mcm ni mmg tak bawak ke mana. lg tmbah maksiat ada.
Cool mom.. XD
Practice? pfft..
hadith mana dia petik tu ye?
chewah! belajar taat la sangat...keh keh keh
eh! salam nani...
selamat hari raya! :D
Seriously?
anak pak man - i'd love to know. haha.
13may - salam balik, lama tak nampak~~!! haha. a-ah. best gila sylabus taat dia. XD
luna - yeah.
salam kak nani :)
sorry dh lama tak baca blog akak. kita busy dgn tests n assignments. :(
ish! ish! ish! ada ke mak dia patut cakap cam tu. mak saya, kalau tau saya ada boyfren, dia akan tibai saya habis habisan. ayah saya plak, tak tahu nak cakap apa. ngeri kot!
pompuan cam ni mmg idiot! makn n anak sama idiot.
frying pan - omg ganas gila mak kamu, tibai habes2an...lol. anyway, mmg agak bengap la pemikiran seumpama ini.. hehe.
Bagus sangat la tu. Taat sebelum kahwin, derhaka lepas kahwin.
elnoir - taat sebelum kawen, tak sempat kawen perut dh ke depan, sudahnya tak kawen-kawen.
haha. kalau ada Like button untuk comment tu memang Azul dah Like dah pun.
nani, i think THIS is officially THE biggest bullshit you've encountered. like for real.
i'm dumbstruck.
whatheheck. ni mesti one of those ibu modern ni. makcik, dalam al-quran takda pun istilah2 practice kalau xda hubungan sah. makcik tolongggglah. TOLONG!
but nani y'know what? it could also be a made up excuse. nak cover line lah katakan. i mean, kononnya anak solehah la mendengar kata ibu. eh, this whole thing made me go; "f*** la...."
srsly. =__="
elnoir - LIKES your comment. hehe. XD
nani - she's one of my frens. and i know her mum jugaklah sket. and yeah she's one of those ibu moden. when i first heard so i thought F***, too. but i guess some people see sense differently than i do. to je kot. heh. but really - practise?
orly?? see, i knew she would be one of those mom's. aiyoo~ apa nk jadik la. TT^TT
nani - tu la. such mums do exist, tu yg i kagum tu. XD
Hello..just a passer-by..like reading ur blog though :)
bella - hello there. =) thanks a lot!
omaigod. Kemain "ALIM" mak dia eh bagi "nasihat" mcm tu. Tak sayang anak ke? kang dah kena kekah baru nak nyesal. Adeh. Dunia akhir zaman.
fz - rasenye tak menyesal kot. tu pasal yang kuar nasihat semacam itu tu.
mak dia futus fius ke ap. urgh! rosak2.
syazwanie,
ho. i don't even wanna know.
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